Here's a good one...
This coffee tastes like poop.
*if I knew what poo tasted like.
Maybe you had some poo coffee today.
There is such a coffee called Kopi Luwak…the beans are eaten and pooped out by monkey-like creatures.
I know this because my co-workers are trying to score some for a taste test-I don’t want to be at work that day.
Via Love Puppy
