Why My Brother Sucks
My brother, Dan, is four years older then me and is one of my best friends. We used to do everything together. Well that is until he got married to a woman who took his balls and sucked the life from him. But that is a different story….
Sunday we hung out and drank beers on his new deck while catching up he told me that he and his wife were trying to have a baby. I knew this. EVERYONE knew this. She’s been gun-ho about child birth since the engagement (she’s 35). So then we started talking about baby names and he named all of the names I want! WTF!?I called him out. He knew those were my names, we discussed names two years ago when my god daughter was born. And you know what his fucked up excuse was??!!
“well, Melissa and I are trying to have a baby. and you may or may not have… one so why do you care?”
You, Brother, suck.
(I know I know… I sound stupid about this. Trust me. I know)
You don’t sound stupid. If someone really loves you they will not steal your baby name…even if you don’t end up having a baby. When people ask me what names I like I tell them names I secretly hate just to see if they will use them!
Via Malty
